Back to School, Backpack!

Everyone's nervous about going to school - even your backpack!

After months of relaxing in the closet over the summer, a green backpack quivers with nerves when it hears the words "back to school." The backpack has to be pried from the closet by a child with a ponytail. Going to school is, we learn, a far more terrifying prospect for backpack. First, you shove a bunch of strange new books and binders down his throat. Second, you sling him over your shoulder and he can't even see where he's going. Next, you smash, stuff, and drag him all over the place! But the absolute worst is he doesn't seem to fit in anywhere! What is backpack to do?